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cootiesshot:

Dragons cant blow out their candles and thats very sad to think about

(Source: cokeproblem)

thatmetticguy:

samcedesfanfiction:

sphvere:

niggas-in-amerikkka:

regalasfuck:

aniggainrio:

After a 20-minute flight over the city of New York, Stephen Wiltshire, diagnosed with autism, draws the whole town with only his memory.

i never stoop being amazed by this guy

Genius.

Fuck

Beautiful

yall telling me this motherfucker can memorizing the entire layout of new fucking york with only 20 minutes and I can’t remember whats the name of the sandwich that I liked from subway
tarvosjustsofresh:

titshmi:

“Plenty of fish in the sea”

i never thought i’d identify with a shark.

lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

(Source: spockdarlin)

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