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thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.
laughhard:

See this hat? Tis’ my cat.

notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

marinashutup:

nosdrinker:

slutgarbage:

Boys who are into consensual sex and agree with feminism are so cute and I wanna kiss them all.

the bar has never been lower

#boys who are not rapists

(Source: bruisedbrat)

canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

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